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Dear hipsters moving into my neighborhood and doing everything possible to get people to look at you for the most idiotic crap,It takes longer to get on this bike than it does for you to ride to your destination. Sincerely,Josh 
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Dear hipsters moving into my neighborhood and doing everything possible to get people to look at you for the most idiotic crap,

It takes longer to get on this bike than it does for you to ride to your destination. 

Sincerely,
Josh 

Filed under hipster brooklyn bikes bicylce idiot waste of money waste of time

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Dear man on a motorcycle slowing down traffic because you have your monthly groceries on your handlebars,  

Please do not fall in front of me and die, I’m already late enough. 

Sincerely, 
Josh 

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Dear men and women going on Maury to determine who the father of the baby is,
Don’t act so confident before the results are in. You might end up doing the backstage run of shame. Sincerely,Josh 

Dear men and women going on Maury to determine who the father of the baby is,

Don’t act so confident before the results are in. You might end up doing the backstage run of shame. 

Sincerely,
Josh